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Bob, Guardian 452 of System Mainframe ([personal profile] mendanddefend_archive) wrote2008-06-15 08:17 pm
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Honeymoon: Nude Beach

The shores of Marina aren't all cliffs covered with buildings; there are a few beaches here and there. This one is more like a series of beaches separated by spurs of crystalline rock from the cliff face, making semi-secluded little coves in which one can swim or sunbathe in relative privacy.

It's still not quite private enough for Bob's tastes, though.

"Couldn't we have come here in the evening instead? It'd be cooler, less crowded..." Fewer people to ogle my naked wife...
command_dot_com: (Swimsuit)

[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, because ogling pregnant women is the fashion here.

"Then, all three of use would have been hungry dear." Dot replies, sashaying a bit. "And I kind of doubt the roads leading here could handle delivering take out to feed all of us."
command_dot_com: (pregnant)

[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"We did bring enough food to carry comfortably, Bob."

We all know how long -that- will last. At least the scenery is nice...it's kind of like Milliways, except less humans and no 3rd rule.
Edited 2008-06-16 04:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeh. The Freaky frog-lobsterman thing isn't really interested in the monkey-shaped creatures.

"Nothing to worry about..." Laini wouldn't have picked a realm with too much to endanger them. "Calm down.. you can lay on your front if you feel too selfconcious."
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Mhmhhhmmhmmm.." Yes, she's trying not to laugh at that and failing a bit. "Alright... it's actually kind of nice."

They're getting a nice cool wind off of the ocean, right now, and Bob has his naked, pregnant, and lovely wife with him.

What could possibly be wrong with this?
command_dot_com: (WTF)

[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Huh.

Now that's interesting. If Hack and Slash were here, they'd be squeeing over the 'family' of 'nulls'.

We're all very thankful they're not here, as the two largest ones set up a tiny volley-ball court while the kids ooze about the beach.
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Noo...we're expecting." Dot replies slowly, smiling gently at the darling child.

We'll speak nothing of the ability to eat a whole whale.
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Just one." Dot replies. "It takes a lot for use to just have one child."

"J'zacta! what're you doing over there, now polyp?"
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
"That's alright, my little brother was the same way at that stage." Dot replies, smiling without showing teeth in what she hopes is a kindly gesture.
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-16 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Still about six months away, give or take a week." With a small movement accompaniment from the belleh.

"...if everything goes well."
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
...Aaahh..the familiar sounds of family squabbles.

Dot is not at all amused. ...really.
Edited 2008-06-17 03:43 (UTC)
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
She is. One child in her family is just right, considering the Matrix tendency of high-energy.

"Take care." Dot waves the Mama Slug off for a bit leaning back.

~~~~~~~~~
Half an hour later...
~~~~~~~~~

"Did you remember the data-screen, Bob?"
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"...Bob, did you remember the data-screen? You know...to avoid getting burnt?"
command_dot_com: (headache)

[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-17 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
...Dot will just facepalm and not laugh at him before digging through the bag wincing. Her own front is a lovely tint of jade right now.

Oh that's going to be so much fun later on.

"Here...rub down your front and I'll get your back, alright?"
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
"You want to try flying back to the hotel?" Dot replies, moving stiffly to slather up Bob's back as well.
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-17 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"...ooofff..." Okaaaay, yes, that burn is not fun in the least. "..sure..just as soon as I can move that direction."
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-17 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmmmh..want to try the water?" It'd probably feel very nice and cool on the burns right now.
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Just a nano..." There is some groaning, because owie, owie, owie, but Dot does make it up under her own power. Give her another 5 months however and we'll just see how well she gets up under her own power
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
At that, the large 'mother' slug turns her head towards Bob curiously. Must be a pair of really lost tourists. "Dear, don't you know what happens at night?"
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-18 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
J'zacta pipes up helpfully. "It's the nocturnal jellyfish's turn at the beach! They glow and sting real nasty! s'why we came during the day!"

Dot just gives Bob the look. He knows which one, even if he can't see her face right now.
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-18 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"....the brochure in the hotel..." Dot replies, now a matching confused expression.
command_dot_com: (headache)

[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-18 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
...Dot's just going to be saying something very unpleasant in binary.

It's...moreso because of the facepalm reflex and the databurn on her face.
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[personal profile] command_dot_com 2008-06-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
"...Mom? ...are all airbreathers this weird?" Asks Geraldine, turning towards her mother.

"Just the tourists dear."